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Freetard

A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011
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freet

cold feet before asking a girl on a date, to prom, etc.
Oh man have you got freet! You've got to get over it!
by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007
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fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.
Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.
by Goody1 December 12, 2007
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freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.
Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011
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male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS
Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd
by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005
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fertizzie

1.What people say when they need to fuck

2. A ginormus tits
1. Dud I got a bad case of fertizzie dawg

2. Damn shes got some nice fertizzies
by KissKing February 13, 2004
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freetarded

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010
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