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Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.
pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats
by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009
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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
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float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Dirty Float

The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.

The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008
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Floating Jackson

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008
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time to float

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*
by Kingking_Lou September 25, 2017
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Float the keg

Verb.

To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.

b. I heard that, brother.

or

Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013
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