solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

by lalala November 3, 2003

flare

a style or fad that has gained popularity, but is not always a new idea.

girl 1: "I colored my hair with red streaks yesterday."
girl 2: "So, did I. It's become a popular flare recently."

by lyman March 14, 2005

solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)

"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"

by akm13 November 3, 2003

solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

Fifi the Rogue Flareon

The coolest thing Evil Tim ever made up...too bad he didn't do a definition for it yet.....

Fifi the Rogue Flareon lays burinination upon those who stand in the way of justice, intelligence, and a good spot to pee.

by idiot October 15, 2003

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

Flare

Flare is a unisex name, and if is used by a female, Flare is a huge bitch who likes worms and drawing boobs. Shes also a terrible gf.

"Ew, it's Flare. Wasn't she the one who drew those tits?"

by NegaducksHot October 20, 2019