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the finger

A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
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twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.
17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.
by san-nicola March 12, 2011
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Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
by YAWA February 19, 2018
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1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to women using one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.
hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!
by Jinkiq April 3, 2022
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fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.
theac fanterbates to BVA
by genmay June 8, 2004
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Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
by coleramsme January 16, 2017
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Fineer

Word fineer than fine
That’s fineer it’s only fair
by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019
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