Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.

“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

by wordsam August 1, 2009

Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.

John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!

by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017