When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 13, 2023
When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.
Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.
by Glucose April 13, 2021
Michael is a felching fuck
Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
by Snke0_0 December 08, 2022
by Flieger February 07, 2016
Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 14, 2025
A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
Noah barnfart : Nah why?
Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 22, 2024