farming

The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.

Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.

by Botter December 3, 2003

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.

believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

farticle

A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release.

Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.

by Johnny Law 17 January 16, 2009

farticle

Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.

When Tina farted on me, I was bombarded with stinky farticles.

by Epsom Salt March 7, 2009

Farmist

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

by obobobaba February 28, 2017