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Farm-crack

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.
And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.
by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 3, 2025
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Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025
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Farm Fresh Drop

A Farm Fresh Drop is a marketing term used to describe new releases of clothing or accessory brands, particularly a Goorin Bros hat (they make like farm / animal themed hats), known for being particularly expensive.

The incentive, I would suppose, is usually to buy the item with the expectation that it will balloon in price, and then sell it to some other poor soul. Either that, or you actually like it. You poor soul.
Did you see that FARM FRESH DROP from Goorin Bros the other day? I got 30 of their new donkey hats, and I'mma sell em to make that sweet bread!

later that day on eBay:
🚨FARM FRESH DROP🚨 Donkey No Cap, Dead Ass 🫏🔥SOLD OUT-LIMITED EDITION
by the_dali_llama November 8, 2025
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Farm girl

Definition 1:
A young woman that was raised out in the country most (if not all) of her life, and she is very knowledgeable on animals and how to take care of them.

She loves the great outdoors, and she is quite adventurous.

Definition 2:

A young woman who has potentially lived on a farm and can please herself in many ways.

She is hypersexual and has such a nice pussy.
That farm girl has a lot of experience with animals, and she has a lot of confidence too.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 12, 2025
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finger farm

Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.
Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

or

How was your date last night? Finger farm?
by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007
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living on a farm upstate

Being euthanized.
Buster got sick, he got a disease called 'rabies'. But a nice man came and volunteered to take care of him. He's going to be living on a farm upstate where he can run and play.
by anonomyous coward August 25, 2010
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State Farm Sucks

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.
Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.
by intangibleassets May 1, 2010
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