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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.
The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!
by Zeodyne December 16, 2009
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failifornia

The American state of California, because it fails at just about everything.
Dude did you hear about California passing Proposition 8? More like Failifornia amirite?
by Cyanidesandwich April 12, 2010
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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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Friend Families

Knowing more than one friend w/ the same name, but they don't know each other because they are from different stereotype cliques.
xallix: geeze, how many allisons do u know?
XMichealX: ummmmm...3?
xallix:damn. i know 6 mikes
XMichealX: ...ouch
xallix: yupp. it's easy to keep them straight tho. they're all from different friend families, so they don't know each other
by dragonxalli November 1, 2009
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chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.
Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.
by Lildicknigga68 December 1, 2016
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fairies

god like creatures that live in all electrical appliances and controlle them
1.toaster pixies
2.DVD pixies
3.TV pixies
etc etc
by dark-gaz52 May 21, 2005
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