congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011

Failure?

Hi failure? Your definitions are dope af suck my willy

Niggertitscockandballtorture failure?

by The Big Ham March 5, 2020

failtrain

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

by fagatini July 5, 2007

utter failure

An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality

Justin Bieber is a utter failure.

Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...

by ballzindahood October 30, 2010

Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

failure

some one who is from the state of Ohio

you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!

by Katie Mac November 7, 2007

failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006