a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.

I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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by weird girl that does gymnastic April 20, 2018

laissez faire

I don't give a fuuuuuuck

Vacations in Europe can lead to a Laissez Faire attitude back home.

by citypaintNbody April 8, 2011

Fake Person

Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!

Also see narcissism.

That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017

fake a piss

In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.

"Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".

by Mr. Private Guy February 10, 2006

fake love

same as fuck love.
not what anyone needs.
give up the fuck love for real love.
find someone who makes you want to give real love rather than fuck love.

Fake love is bad for the soul.

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

fake originality

When someone thinks they're so original and clever because they thought up something everyone has heard before.

"I like to call Target 'Tar-jay' to make it sound fancy."
"I don't watch that show, and none of my friends do either. They should call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond.'" (waits for laughter)

"I heard that from someone else today. Enough fake originality."

by NYandwhat June 5, 2005

Fake love

Sombody that takes a advantage of you and your kindness so don’t let these bitchs do that

When these bitchs say “I love you” #fakelove that’s fake love for you

by Big dick daddy #dareal April 15, 2019