Font Rage

The visceral anger typography geeks get when they see fonts in everyday life that should be banned, such as Brush Script, Papyrus and Monotype Corsiva.

This morning Patrick said, "I saw fucking Comic Sans on the Cleveland Cavaliers floor the other night and I got pissed." I could tell right away he was filled with font rage.

by AndrewMcL May 29, 2009

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

Fontaine

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.

I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.

by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008

fongool

Shortened from an Italian phrase used to mean "go do it in the a**" but generally interpreted to mean "f**k you."

Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Fongool!
I'm Sandra Dee!
~as per Rizzo in the musical GREASE

by Ayve July 26, 2005

fonejack

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

by curt michales August 26, 2007

Fondue Shrimp

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!

We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.

by Teapot 1 November 9, 2014

Fonectodidle

Another name for vegans who treat their views as the only "correct" thing to believe in!

Eugine: "You're wrong because you're not vegan"

Oscar: "God sake Eugine, stop being such a Fonectodidle"

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 3, 2018