Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 14, 2014

flooding tub

Too many people sitting in a tub

Right now there is a flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019

FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

Flood the bitch

Basically when somebody leaves

“Where blah blah go?”
“Oh she flood the bitch”

by Babymicey23316 February 07, 2022

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn February 03, 2007

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce November 27, 2008