Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017

Exhaustipated

When you're too tired to give a shit.

When you just come home from a long day and your roommate is trying to tell you about his latest girl troubles and you have to say "man, can we do this tomorrow? I'm exhaustipated."

by Pecks78 April 4, 2017

exhaustipated

too tired to give a shit

I'm always exhaustipated after my 2 hour commute!

by 111111WWWWXmkdv'zdi'hgb April 7, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit!

I'm exhaustipated!!

by Bagpipe Baby November 17, 2017

exhaust whore

A Harley Davidson owner who is obsessed with changing the sound of his bike with expensive exhaust systems

Bro, your bike sounds fine! Don’t be such and exhaust whore!

by Moto x chad February 15, 2018

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall May 28, 2018