new england voicemail

When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.

Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.

by Hebrew91hammer December 12, 2016

Rusty England

Hand job from an old British lady.

The old lady’s arthritis made my Rusty England phenomenal.

by Snickelfritz October 1, 2017

New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.

"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."

by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.

Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”

by Han so lo September 23, 2017

you think your safe in england

A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered

Jon hagy you think your safe in England

by Billygraen January 3, 2019