when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained
by biggestloser February 10, 2010
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by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.
Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.
by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006
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After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"
by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009
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by BKred January 5, 2004
Get the emotion eric mug.Despite a person being outwardly single and engaging in friendly conversation and coffee and no visible sign of no girl friend or fiancée, the object of one's desire turns out to either have a twisted trail of past romances or some one who they are still deeply connected with who is not so buried in their heart.
Alice really liked Bob, but it turned out Bob still had a thing for Eve, whom he's last seen a year ago and couldn't let go thus being emotionally unavailable
by Bob_bob April 15, 2013
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