Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Duesky

When one sneezes and farts at the same time

1. I duesky'd in class today!
2. I'm scared to sneeze in public, because I'm always scared I'll duesky.

by CrusherD863 July 25, 2016

dueceatorium

Dueceatorium: a place where one drops a duece.

Where is the closest dueceatorium? I need to go to browntown!

by Ernster75 April 9, 2017

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Duell joke

A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.

You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke

James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke

Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke

by Anonymousmaybebio May 21, 2022