Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.

Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."

by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008

Dividing by 0

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.

He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe

by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

dividends

Cash money. "ends" is short for dividends.

"I want bills, green, dividends. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout."
From the song "Git Up, Git Out" Written and performed by Outkast.

by Fresno Nick November 19, 2007

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004

pube diving

Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.

Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!

Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.

Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.

by Venezia November 8, 2006

divine intervention

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.

Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.

by LittleNuccio July 21, 2005