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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
by TargetThis March 30, 2009
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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.
Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"
by Hykon June 21, 2010
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A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult
first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."
by jenn February 2, 2005
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stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.
I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.
by flowerboyy February 2, 2018
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Never put dick in crazy

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017
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keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.
1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.
by MadameTesla August 28, 2015
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