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Michael Dittemore

Demi-God who fell in love with Rachael Brooks, beautiful love who made him complete. Will rule the universe together with their love alone.
Michael Dittemore : Blood runs thicker than water.
by skrijiit July 22, 2011
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Harmonic Distortion

by California Genius December 7, 2010
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reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004
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ditte

is a scandinavian name. ditte is likely to be blonde. a gorgeous girl with a great sense of humor which makes her loveable.
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by cat 1212 September 23, 2012
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distorian

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.
A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
by J. Karlin September 13, 2006
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Dito

A name for a man who has attributes similar to one Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Also a name commonly given to someone with an enormous penis. Absolutely monstrous cock. Atrociously ginormous. Vast.
Cool Individual: “Yo what has 150 teeth and is holding back a monster”

Average loser: “Idk what”

Cool individual:“Ditos zipper”
by TheEpicWaffle October 5, 2021
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