bologna darts

1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.

Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"

by JpsILLADELPH August 6, 2008

dart arm

When you're too fat and out of shape to even play a game of darts, that afterwards renders your arm sore and useless.

Damn, that crazy best of three last night gave me the dart arm.

by ltschmellt December 15, 2007

butt dart

A gay mans penis

Dude put your love dart back in your pants!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

bum darts

'Sport': A drunken game in which players place a coin in their ass-crack, and drop said coin into a designated cup on the floor.

Tina scores 3 points by getting a penny into the beer glass.

by George March 9, 2004

Darts Widow

Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)

This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.

If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...

"What you doing tonight? Do you want to come and be a darts widow?"

by Millidred February 6, 2006

dung dart

Forcefully expelled projectile defecation (of feces) into a public toilet.

Without warning, both Adam and Ryan ran to rm. 1132 to throw dung darts after chow.

by DammitDave November 28, 2022

Jonny Dart

Being the most attractive man above 37 in your local town or village.

Toms dad is Jonny Dart

by Manim February 14, 2021