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It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
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(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
by ssflss January 10, 2023
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That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .
by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023
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