Crotch Rocket

A fast thing with 2 wheels i try to kill myself on

Crotch Rocket by Anonymous August 25, 2003

crotch goblin 

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

crotch goblin by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

crotch rocket

chick and cop magnet

"Hey can I have a ride?" Goose it to make 'em hold on tighter, brake hard for mush-action.
"Driver's license, registration, proof of insurance please." Heard more often than above unless you don't stop...

crotch rocket by White punk wannabe rapper November 22, 2003

crotch rot

A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's pussy or a man's groin area.

Bob has crotch rot everyday.

crotch rot by Rey Jr. March 30, 2003

crotch gap 

The open space created between a thin or fit woman's upper thighs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Considered a reliable indicator of a low body fat to weight ratio for women. More voluptuous women do not have a crotch gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap. Often associated with the term "cameltoe".

When the backlight revealed her crotch gap through her dress, I knew she was the one for me.

crotch gap by NeoProg June 15, 2010

crotch trumpet 

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

crotch trumpet by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Crotch Lasagne

Pretty much a dinner served by a crotch, using crotch made products like ball sweat and dick cheese.

Perry enjoyed his meal of Crotch Lasagne

Crotch Lasagne by EmiYuckfu August 8, 2008