cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

craat

When you have excitement that you can't really put into words or a sound in the background of a rap song.

I won A million dollars OH CRAAT THIS GONNA BE AMAZING.

by YUNG GAWD THE GAWD October 1, 2017

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

CactusFishyBoi

Your step-brother's fish that ended up in the guest room when you moved and is the best fish in the world that you will talk to until he becomes one of your best friends.

"yeah, I was up all night ranting to CactusFishyBoi about Maddie, he's such a great listener."

by JCrayZ February 18, 2019

Chactive

Chactive means your chatty,Attractive and Activ

You're chactive

Andy: Your very Chactive

by fovvsroadie3000 July 7, 2020

Cactus

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

by The Range March 8, 2022