4 definitions by The Range

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.
Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.
by The Range March 8, 2022
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Relating to the nativity, or any advent pantomimes.
That dude standing up the front at church was speaking so nativitorily, it was infuriating!
by The Range July 20, 2022
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Originally a popular British TV show starring semi-successful comedian Jimmy Carr. Now is used to describe any group of any foolish or comic people. Can be used to describe an activity.
"Aren't you a little concerned we look like 8 out of 10 cats?"
"Nah, everyone wears suspenders sometimes."
by The Range March 9, 2022
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Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.
"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"
by The Range July 20, 2022
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