colonel

A Military rank for an Officer usualy below general and above Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Captain, and Lieutenant.

Colonel Swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the Supply Room.

by Leokills January 20, 2006

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell: Lead singer for the bands Soundgarden, Audioslave, and temple of the dog. Incredibly hot, and has amazing greased down hair.

Person 1: Who's that guy rocking that flannel shirt?
Person 2: That's Chris Cornell

by Steely-cat July 22, 2018

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003

Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 December 9, 2008

CoronaLingus

In these uncertain times...replacing the typical dental dam with a sheet of plexiglass, latex gloves, face covering, and with hand sanitizer (at least 60% alcohol of course) standing closely by for a quick scrub up when you finish! A very intimate experience.

The new normal created by this pandemic will all have us thinking outside the box when engaging in CoronaLingus.

by Lainey Daddy May 22, 2020

the colonel

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

colonel

Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, Col. Harlan Sanders

I'm so hungry! Let's go see the Colonel!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003