Candy Apple

A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).

She was so wet, she made a candy apple that he then put in her mouth.

by selective December 15, 2009

nose candy

1. cocaine

2. any other drug that can be snorted

after we snorted that nose candy i was up all night

by Powder4thaHoes June 10, 2011

Free Candy

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.

Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"

by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011

water candy

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.

Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")

by GarthF February 8, 2006

ear candy

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.

MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.

by Phil Mehard March 23, 2005

cindybin

A Yahoo troll with huge thighs and tiny little titties, or so "her" profile would lead you to believe.

She's a man, baby!

I teabagged Cindybin last night.

by Hilary Chews Carpet February 15, 2005

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.

Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.

by StillBorn April 29, 2003