by cvhondacv July 11, 2009
The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."
Bartender: "..."
John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."
Bartender: "..."
by thehouss October 15, 2011
by Dr. D3ath July 24, 2005
John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 14, 2012
A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
by Dierks Olgensen May 03, 2010
Eric was supposed to be here an hour ago to help us move!
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
by jingerotomy June 17, 2008
To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".
People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
by bush0023 April 16, 2011