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Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?
Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2023
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Conditioned

When the prompt is prompted and the terms are set.
Omar assumed that conditioned body builders are superior to UFC fighters.
by The_Conditioner October 28, 2023
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Cornditioner

A concessionist who has too much idle time and read all the manuals and jargon filled labels on the popcorn popper therefore gaining a superiority complex from it.
A: Guys did you know that the cornditioner is a warmer used to keep popcorn fresh and crisp by circulating warm air?
B: You sound like a cornditioner

A: What?
B: Already uploading to urban dictionary with my own definition

A: Kill yourself
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.
"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."
by Real_Shades November 13, 2018
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Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.
Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!
by Je parle français August 28, 2019
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Air Conditioned Gypsy

Air conditioned gypsy is a phrase used in the song Going Mobile by The Who. This refers to someone living a gypsy or vagabond lifestyle but in comfort, similar to the idea of "glamping" or glamor camping; people who camp in RV's rather than tents.
by Aris Rider November 24, 2021
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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