Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

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Colon fogerty

The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer

Me and my girl tried the colon fogerty last night, I've never cummed so hard in my life

by ...skankhunt42 December 27, 2021

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colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

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