Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 21, 2018

Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY

Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!

by uticany April 29, 2011

alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes

You suck at Alaskan Christmas!

by Nastyfundip May 3, 2017

wiener christmas

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

by UrbanOuttiters February 7, 2021

Carolina Christmas Tree

A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.

Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.

by Giggling_santa December 9, 2021

Meme Christmas

When a celebrity/public figure commits a socially questionable act in public provoking a torrential windfall of comedic and/or satirical memes in celebration of the moment.

Examples:
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
-Nearly anything a US president or political figure has said or done
-Tiger Woods’ life outside of the PGA

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards tonight is Meme Christmas. There are going to be some good ones out there tomorrow.

by iowawesome March 28, 2022

Operation Deny Christmas

A military deployment or assignment causing a family separation during the holidays.

We're sending Capt Snuffy to Saudi on 10 December so that will be Operation Deny Christmas for him and his family.

by Lt. Dingo December 29, 2008