National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!

“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”

by mmalyssa April 12, 2019

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.

You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

Choking

When ur team cant win 1 of 3 games when they are in playoff contention.

The redskins are choking AGAIN.

by Advil211 July 27, 2017