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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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Barclay's chance

The likelihood of an entitled white private school boy with a bad haircut rising to an Australian Liberal Party leadership position despite posting a racist video on Facebook.

Not to be confused with "Buckley's chance", which is not very likely at all.
Harrington: "OMG I can't believe the Aborigines didn't invent iPhones."
Chad: "OMG dude you've got Barclay's chance of being Prime Minister now!"
by Timaahy December 3, 2019
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One last chance

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021
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Chance

Oh this kid is lit as fuck. He is confident and crazy. And he is the most hated one in the pack. But he doesn't care hes too high to understand.
Random: Chance I'll kick ur ass u arrogant piece of shit.

Chance: HAHA and who are u?
by KilladaGoatwitda44 May 19, 2018
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fighting chance

A word meaning that you still have a chance to succeed if effort is made
They still have a fighting chance of winning
by allan_t321 June 6, 2016
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A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.
An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.
by frostySnowman March 19, 2013
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