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Facebook Chat Cheating

This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
by Kotnusfreak June 8, 2011
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Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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emotional cheating

It's not a thing.
Or, breaking up with someone for the sole reason you dont like and/ or, they stress you out and the feelings are over.
A term used by a dumb ex.
by THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY November 13, 2017
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Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
by Your Rock God September 25, 2007
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Cheating

What Russell Kelly says whenever you beat him at something that he can't beat you at.
That is so bullcrap, you must've been cheating to get that score/frag. Etc.
by Aaron K May 30, 2003
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cyber cheating

When you are having an internet voice conversation with someone, and they keep coming in and out of it. They have the audacity to say you have a 'bad connection'. In fact, they are cheating on you on the other line.
Sandra to Dave: Yeah, so I was at the mall and... -disconnects-
(Dave skypes Marina)
Dave to Marina: Hey baby, how you doin'?
Marina to Dave: Super, let's go to a movie... -disconnects-
(Dave skypes Sandra)
Dave to Sandra: Oh, sorry, your connection sucks. So, you were saying?

This my friends, is an example of cyber cheating.
Aghhh...What a cyber cheater!
by Lola Ann December 13, 2005
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