by kat rae johnson December 21, 2007
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Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.
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Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.
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Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
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Get the Canned Yams mug.The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:
1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.
1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.
1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."
2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.
3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."
2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.
3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"
by Avon12 July 7, 2011
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"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
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