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"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."
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The portuguese way to say capybara. Most of the times it is used by brazilians, because Brazil is the only country that speaks portuguese and has native capybaras.
Guy 1: Wassup dude, I love capybaras, I wish I could see one in real life.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I used to see a lot of them when I lived in Brazil.
Guy 1: Really? People in brazil have capybaras as pets?
Guy 2: No dumbass, brazilians don't live in the middle of the forest.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, you're right, I forgot about the people who live in Rio de Janeiro.
Guy 2: Gringo retardado de merda, vai se foder, enfia essa sua capivara no olho do seu cu. (4 curse words in Portuguese)
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I used to see a lot of them when I lived in Brazil.
Guy 1: Really? People in brazil have capybaras as pets?
Guy 2: No dumbass, brazilians don't live in the middle of the forest.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, you're right, I forgot about the people who live in Rio de Janeiro.
Guy 2: Gringo retardado de merda, vai se foder, enfia essa sua capivara no olho do seu cu. (4 curse words in Portuguese)
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A small political ideology advocating American ultranationalism, distributist economics, traditionalism, and a Christian government among other things. The ideology was created by the Calvarist Communion in mid-2023. Not to be confused with Calvinism.
Many ideologies are created only for one nation, including Falangism in Spain and Calvarism in America.
The Calavrist Communion created the ideology and manifesto of Calvarism.
The Calavrist Communion created the ideology and manifesto of Calvarism.
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Get the caliyah syndrome mug.a guy who cares but can be nonchalant, a guy who is hurt because he put others over himself, a guy who wishes he could just disappear, a guy who wishes this world was not so toxic, a guy who needs to prove everybody who has something to say wrong, a guy who needs to be loved.
Calvary was no friends
by Calvary. s November 20, 2023
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