The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.

Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

hamster clothes

clothes that should fit a hamster but a girl has but on her body.

Jax had to girls in those hamster clothes with him last night!

by metal head mommy January 13, 2009

change of clothes

This is an alternate clothing worn instead of the initial set of clothes

I brought a change of clothes with me to swim in the river.

by Change of clothes September 25, 2016

Kansas City Clothes Line

When you are making out with a girl in a public place such as a bar, it is the action of having her stand up across the room from you alone as you charge towards her with one arm outstretched with the intent of knocking her down.

Dude, you gave that girl the best Kansas City Clothes Line!

by Jack Luby May 13, 2008

Lintless clothes

After you've worn and washed your clothes for years, they stop leaving lint in the clothes dryer lint trap.

Yup, I've worn these cool duds for so many years they are now among my favorite lintless clothes.

by jmarcusn May 30, 2010

Bologna over the clothes line

Similar to a muffin top, but saggier. When a person's middle hangs over their too- tight pants.

When did grandma buy those low rise jeans? Her bologna over the clothes line is making me nauseated.

by Poopsie McDougal April 13, 2011

house clothes

Dumpy nasty pajama type pants often seen worn by skanky and/or fat women out in public. The kind of thing you see at WalMart or a corner store in the ghetto. These clothes should only be worn in the house and by nasty looking women.

Yo Sha'Quandra, is dat pizza sauce on da front of yo house clothes or did you tampon fall out?

by neo7749 March 13, 2011