A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
Mark entered a clip joint and left with £375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the clip joint mug.A volunteer person, usually between the ages of 18 - 25 that stands around sidewalks of any inner city business district with a clipboard, and annoys passerby by begging to speak with them. These people do not often understand the meaning of no and will actually step into your path to gain your attention.
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Get the Potato chips mug.A sorry excuse to extend the season of a show by using pre-existing clips from the show in a nostalgic manner.
- Remember when chandler lit his fart on fire and homer worked at the power plant?
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by JenThe80'sFan May 5, 2004
Get the clip show mug.The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.
Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
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