circle theory

Originates from Rutgers Camden. States that men are fixated on certain things because of their roundness. This encompasses, breasts, all manner of sport balls, bald heads, streetlights. The circle theory states that men in history and entertainment who want to dominate the world have this desire because it is round.

I guess you could prove I like tennis balls because of the circle theory.

by JDW May 9, 2005

Circle-Jerker

A girl/woman who flirts her ass off with one of ya' boys, bein a cock tease, playin head games leading him on in anticipation, and/or screwing around with him sexually, then droppin him like an egg and doin the same shit with your other boys' in your tight knit "circle of friends"

Dude I cant believe you actually thought she liked you and was into you! She's goin around fucking with all of us!! She' just a fuckin' circle-jerker!!

by ShawnJoe February 27, 2008

circle jerker

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.

Nolan didn't know what a circle jerker was, so a bunch of guys showed him, and he liked it a lot.

by Nolan M April 12, 2006

circle rub

when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.

Jordon does the circle rub twice a day.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Circle of Life

To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.

"why are you bringing your cat Athena up the mountain?"
"What better place to Circle of Life her?"

by timmyv August 23, 2015

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

circle jerk

you could have 3 cases here
either your gay and its for the pleasure- and every guy gets together for a fun filled night of mutal masturbation

your drunk off your ass- looking at porn after a hard night and theres about 5 guys

or your 11 years old and you dont know the meaning of masturbation so you experiment with your friends

GAY MAN:oH my god like theres a circle jerk tonight like NO WAYY?

drunk man: ha ha dude.......... im so fuckingg.....ha hornyy right now... porn im gonna look at some.

11 year old: oh my goodness i heard tommy that big 11th grader talking about cum and jerking off? should we try?

by Taylor Lewis May 22, 2005