nigga beater

black cane caried by police officers and/or sequerity guards. term is used in miami by african americans as well as other races. originated from L.A. police officers beating black people with it

oh shit clyde watch out he got a nigga beater

by myke prez June 11, 2006

Jesus Beaver

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

by Beaverfucker!!!! February 1, 2009

nigger beater bat

Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.

Hey Joe, John got all pissed of last night cause I wailed on him with a two nigger beater bats.

by snoochie boochies February 7, 2008

A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

beaver basher

the male genitalia. a cock

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher

by harry ball February 11, 2008

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

Big Beaners

An Amarillo Tx restaurant owned by Quackenbush, A secretly Gay lawyer who frequently uses Grinder for hook ups then publicly hates gays and thinks using derogatory words for a business is okay.
He also makes up things in his head thinking people are out to get him, probably because being a victim of his own mess is more amusing than the life he lives hiding his sexuality.

The Big Beaners needs a real menu, they only sell 3/4 pints of beans, cant get a coke and the burritos dont have beans on them even!!

by LGBTQRSTUV May 30, 2020