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River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )
Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?
by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017
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Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
by RP December 31, 2004
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raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
by JPhat December 21, 2005
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Gold River

A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
“Hey been to Gold River lately?”

“Hell to the fucking no.”
by Respec February 7, 2018
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Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
by Lig October 10, 2003
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Mississippi River

A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012
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Hood River

A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015
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