suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

Backwoods

It's the difference between redneck and hillbilly.

Your IQ is higher than a redneck, but you're not from the hills to be a hillbilly. Your backwoods.

by Mr. Backwoods January 8, 2012

fuck your mother backwards

It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one

1- to fuck there mother

2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong

3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.

jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards

by robertH1230123 February 12, 2010

Golden Backwards Blumpkin

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Ass backwards

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

by egnarooorange December 9, 2008

backwards klondike

backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands

it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis

by Widdle Munchkin June 29, 2009

Backwards Jew

A person of Jewish decent that that spends too much or is too generous with their money.

You always tip too much Zenkerman, you backwards Jew.

by bloodyscarlet May 10, 2010