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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Plain, boiled cold water

It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.

How to make is:

* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.

*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.
My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.
by CORLAShlalas March 8, 2019
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Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).
Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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Boller

Boller is a charming guy who can be a bit goofy and maybe irritating at times but is loved by most people.
Sometimes I just want to smack Boller!
by Notarealname May 4, 2014
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The Bowler

The sexual act of sticking your middle and ring finger into a girls’ vagina while your thumb massages her clitoris like you were sticking your hand into a bowling ball.
Man Tom was good before, but when he gave me the bowler I just screamed strike.
by The Bowler July 24, 2007
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Seattle Boilermaker

A coffee drink consisting of a cup of regular coffee to which one or more shots of espresso have been added.
Jerry got wired the night before the final on three Seattle Boilermakers.
by jambre1 July 10, 2010
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Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.
After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.
by blutarsky November 6, 2008
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