blaptop

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

by Ulrick July 25, 2006

baple

adj: sexy

damn girl! you look so baple in that pic!

by ellieisbeast July 4, 2011

blap

The art of slapping someone across the face with your penis, then they become your bitch.

Shaggs was pissing me off so I blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch, I pwned him.

by The Holy Diving Troll November 6, 2013

Blail

An unknown item or quantity, or something you know quite well but can't get your brain to name.

woman: What the hell is that?!?
Man: .. Errr.. Ummm.. Blail!

by simey_seller September 22, 2007

blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003

blappy

a mixture of blah and happy

I was feeling pretty blah, but then you made me happy. Now I feel blappy!

by peter eric shapiro January 3, 2005

Blapped

Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.

"I was so blapped at the party last night!"

by T.Z. January 27, 2008