battle troll

N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.

She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.

Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.

by Pardovich July 23, 2008

yuppie battle pants

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

by Stuck in Yupville May 1, 2006

Battia

Even though this is a common russian term for a rather fatherly figure, the name is ambiguos. A Battia (known as Attia by Rosey students) is stump like homosapien who currently inhibits in switzerland, la combe . He usually takes pleasure in screaming at girls and punishing them by making them clean his shit. The extremely rigorous and challenging sport of volleyball is a battia's favorite activity. Especially when the athletes invovled wear uniforms that are too fitting for their vuluptuos bodies and accentuate humps and lumps for his personal enjoyment. Battia's do not hibernate yet they move to a different habitat in the winter time usually the mountanous areas of Gstaad in the Swiss Alps. Here they appreciate and practice the winter sport of skiing. The echoes of a battia's voice are magnified by the geography of this zone ( when bellowing at his victims which are usually girls of a tender age). Battias can be identified by their signature waddle in their walk. Battias usually mate with "mattias" which are their natural partners. A battia's mother tongue is the french language which he uses to communicate with everyone. A battia refuses to speak anything other than french even though he is perfectly capable of uttering a select amount of words in english with a heavy accent of a frog.

what is that waddling figure I see apprroaching me?

EXCUSEZ-MOI MADEMOISELLE DUARKANOVA , GO CLEAN MY GARDEN !!!!!!!!!!! But first you must bounce around in spandex while I stare at your lady humps and I order you to play better! Then i shall go skiing and mate with my mattia or recoing but refrain from reproducing.

Yes sir... (Oh.. how I hate battias)

by duarkanova January 6, 2008

Battery Dolly

A Girl Who Allows Boys To Have Sex With Her One After The Other. In Other Words, She Gets Gang Banged or Batteried.

"You See That Girl, She's A Battery Dolly You Know"

by Lil Frenchie April 27, 2006

battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB)

Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!

My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.

by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016

batti rider

Caribbean (esp. Jamaican) term for very small and tight shorts worn by women, which show the woman's butt (the batti)

Wow you can see her ass in those batti riders.

by TheDiccionario October 25, 2008

The Battle Cats

The Battle Cats is a tower defense game made PONOS. The game consists of battling enemies with cats.

I like The Battle Cats

by Tao The Cat April 4, 2020