asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad sure is an asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

Assitus

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

by Auni March 26, 2009

Asswipe

Someone one who does stupid stuff.

My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.

by Aprilbar January 20, 2010

Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.

Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.

by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021

assmite

dumb ass

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

assbitch

Referring to a homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

Man, David, you are being an assbitch!

by _Spawn_ July 9, 2005

asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."

by kitznegari November 11, 2006