Sasquatch

A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods

I gave Sasquatch a $500 gift card from a spa, he needs hair removal badly.

by The Real Canadian May 8, 2019

Sasquatch

A hairy gay man who is talller than an Otter, but thinner than a Bear.

As a tall, thin man, Nick wasn't attracted to Otters, and found Bears a little too husky. Hopefully he finds a tall, athletic Sasquatch.

by justjon78 February 28, 2020

Assatchel

A person that has no meaning to you and you have disowned and or exiled from at least a radius of 200 hundred feet from whatever space your occupying. and or a fuckboy named ...(place fuckboys name here)

That fuckboy ( inserts for boys named here)
He did me grimy he's such an assatchel

by Sosickofmyself November 28, 2020

yodeling sasquatch

When a chick is giving you head and you flick her in the throat making a loud gargling(yodeling) sound.

"Dude last night I gave a yodeling Sasquatch to my girl".

by solor182 October 27, 2012

Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

Sasquatch

A legend of sorts, based aroung your mom.

Your mom is a sasquatch.

by ShizzleNizzle March 21, 2003

the busy sasquatch

a hairy vagina which gets used frequently.

Man, that mer toto sure has one busy sasquatch!

by bob fix May 21, 2004