asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

asscricket

Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.

P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."

by Business Associate #2 December 14, 2008

assdirt

the little bits of dirt your wash off during a shower or just filth in general you may find in between your ass cheeks

"dude, i love washing that assdirt from my ass in the shower!!!

by beatlefan07 August 22, 2008

Asscrete

When using the restroom-even the toilet bowl water can't wash away the evidence

Man, even a wire toilet brush won't get that asscrete off.

by demon succubus October 17, 2008

Aspiritions

A band that gets so excited over making t-shirts that they forget to spell check properly before getting them printed...

Did you see that dumbass band Constellations? They got some serious aspiritions that they need to deal with.

by Pick Nerovic July 18, 2012

Asscrack

A person who just gets on your last d*mn nerves. For example they run like naruto or is just stupid. Overall they some dumb n**gas but can be smart

(B**ch you thought)

(sometimes)

Shaniqua: Omg it’s the flash...
Josh: no it’s a mouse...
Everyone: *ITS ASSCRACK*

by Shaniqua whore July 14, 2018

Æsir

A girl who is a total savage. Don't get on her bad side, or she'll destroy your lab. :>

Can you believe it? Æsir blew up a whole lab.
Æsir is such a savage who is most likely a Psychopath.
Æsir stole my boyfriend!

by P E R S O N A S August 5, 2019