AIM addict

Have you ever gone to a friend's house and you can't even carry on a conversation with them because they're busy talking on AIM for hours to about 20 people at once? That's an AIM addict.

I deleted my AIM a few years after I downloaded it because it was fucking stupid. Unfortunately, I regret introducing my friend to it because now she's never off it. We're not friends anymore.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Addictive Fandom Disorder

AFD for short. This is when a person becomes an uber fangirl/fanboy of whatever they enjoy to the point where they are fans of everything.

Person 1: Omg! I love Harry Potter!
Person 2: OMG YEAH! And I love Twilight and Star Trek and Lord of the Rings and Pokemon and sheep and chapstick and ipods and cheese and...
Person 1: You so have Addictive Fandom Disorder.

by Uzacar July 10, 2009

Addiction

Safely saying that you can quit something, as long as it is on next tuesday.

"Your addiction is tearing us apart, you should quit"

"Next week is better"

by asdfghjklpoiuytrewq January 2, 2008

Cum Addict

An individual addicted to the pleasures of orgasms - however they are brought about.

Somebody who will do anything to get an orgasm. The cum addict seeks his/her high due to the relaxing narcotic and intoxicating effects of orgasms - which are similar to the effects of opioids and alkaloids. Another way to describe it would be a person who is addicted to orgasms. It differs from sexual addiction though because the orgasm is the goal - it is the high - the sexual experience is secondary.

by Peter Pringle December 9, 2008

marijuana addiction

Two words that contradict each other. See oxymoron.

Marijuana addiction. Tom Petty makes bad music. Faucet ass is an enjoyable experience. What do these statements have in common?

They're false.

by Buffalo Souljah April 21, 2008

drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush

Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

addiction to the knife

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.

It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.

by crabbadon August 22, 2010