Skip to main content

Apache Attack Helicopter

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.
Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?
by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019
mugGet the Apache Attack Helicopter mug.

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works
Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"
by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022
mugGet the Apache attack helicopter mug.

Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.
Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.
by DrChode May 22, 2009
mugGet the Alpaca mug.

ApacheCommander

The 2nd best n00b in the game TDZK
ApacheCommander is a semi n00b
by Kenny Knapp March 5, 2005
mugGet the ApacheCommander mug.

aiCache

The act of responding to something without thinking. Its based on a popular web utility for caching. A person uses a response that is already prepared without having to think about it.
When that chick asked John if he had a girlfriend he aiCache'd "no baby I don't roll like that" to bad he did not stop to think since his girlfriend was there.
by maxrobbins March 1, 2009
mugGet the aiCache mug.

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.
Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.
by cristolin March 7, 2011
mugGet the Apache Beagling mug.

Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.
"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."
by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009
mugGet the Apache Handbag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email