Afggot

Someone who has sex with trannies, but claims to be a straight man. May or may not enjoy being cornholed, but likely does.

"That Ferus guy is a huge afggot"

by CaffeinatedGuy2013 May 1, 2013

grapefruit afgani

very potent marijuana, grown from afganistan, that has been fermented with grapefruits.

damn, where did you get those grapefruit afgani's from?, thats some bomb weed!

by Wouldnt U. Liketoknow January 17, 2008

lil afghan17

Little Afghanistan divided at the 17th parallel. Usually known for terrorist actions and affiliations with world wide terrorist groups.

Lil Afghan17 walked into a general shop and blew the motherfucker high!

by Anon69. April 1, 2009

Afghani Perfume

Farting in someone's face

"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."

by kooskesh January 31, 2008

afghaninja

A person who waits until someone has left earshot to talk trash about, unaware that the subject is listening. When approached by subject, denies saying anything.

Hey, did you just afghaninja me when I left the room?
Dude, I'm so gonna afghaninja this kid on this website!
Don't pull an afghaninja, its just weak!

by skullyhead October 23, 2009

AFGP

Noun. Stands for "Ass Fuck Gut Punch" Performed during the act of anal sex, when the man punches the woman (or man) in the gut just as they cum, causing the anal sphincter to shut, cleaning off the dick of all shit and semen.

"Dude, I pulled an AFGP on Tara last night!"

by ChibiHitler November 21, 2009

Afganderson

a lie used to get ones friend out of not being able to drink that night, entailing saying ones friend came home from war in Afghanistan.

Afganderson: Hey, you should tell your Girlfriend that your friend came home from Afghanistan so we can goto the Peter E and get blindly drunk.

by Krypt1983 May 16, 2011